To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.” – Tom Robbins (Jitterbug Perfume)

“The function of the artist is to provide what life does not.” – Tom Robbins

“Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.” – Tom Robbins

“There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.” – Tom Robbins (Still Life with Woodpecker)

“There is no such thing as a weird human being, it’s just that some people require more understanding than others.” – Tom Robbins

“Philosophers have argued for centuries about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, but materialists have known all along that it depends on whether they are jitterbugging or dancing cheek to cheek.” – Tom Robbins (Jitterbug Perfume)

“It is never too late to have a happy childhood.” – Tom Robbins